Sunday, January 28, 2007

I'm a Mazda Miata!

You like to soak up the sun, but your tastes are down to earth. Everyone thinks you're cute. Life is a winding road, and you like to take the curves in stride. Let other people compete in the rat race - you're just here to enjoy the ride.

Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.

And it's favorite color!

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Sunday, January 14, 2007

The Tag.....

I was tagged by that lovely little leprechaun. Although I think it's a little early to be worrying about Valentine's Day, despite what all the stores out there think.

This is the "Be My Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on Blogspot that you want to be your Valentine. Here's the application for that special someone. Let's see who replies back with the following filled out. Have Fun.

Area 1:
Please provide positive answers.

Name: Design Goddess

Age: Chronologically - 31, Mentally - 21

Phone: Can't stand 'em!

Height: With or without heals?

Hair Colour: Depends, what day is it?

Do you Drive: I've been told I drive people crazy, so, yeah.

State You Live In: Total Confusion

School: Are you paying?

Grade: F

May I Call You: No....see answer to question 3

Do you want my number: I guess, so you don't get in trouble again for being in the Ladies Room.

Single or Taken: Single, but you never know, those aliens are hanging around Chicago!

Would You Date Me: Sure - March 17, 1842

Kiss On First Date: No way, Jose! I'm not that kind of girl!

Will You Send This Back To Me?: um...would have to say no. You'll just have to read it on my blog cause I'm too lazy to copy and paste!

Area 2:
What would you do if...

I made a move on u: Question your sanity.

I kissed you: I told you before, I'm not that kind of girl!

I lived next door to you: Buy really thick curtains ;)

I started smoking: See ya!

I asked you on a date: Why are you standing on a date?

I ran away from home: How would I know? You can't call me to tell me.

I got into a fight WITH A MIDGET and you weren't there?: Get all the details from you later.

I asked u to have sex?: Well if I don't kiss on the first date...

I asked u out?: It's too cold now to go outside.

Area 3:
What do you think about my...

Personality: Which one?

Eyes: They're nice and round

Hair: Yup, still there....for now. :D

Body: It's attached to arms, legs and a head.

Area 4:
Have you ever....

Lied to make me feel better?: I suppose, cause when I'm sleeping you don't have to talk to me, which should make you feel better. :)

Wanted to kiss me?: Sure, I'd love to smack ya.

Wanted to kill me?: not yet

Broke my heart?: Apparently I did last night.

Kept something important from me?: Yes, my real identity....I'm a 12 yr-old boy who lives right down the road from you.

Area 5:
"X" marks the spot
Would you?

[Man, you are really pushing this, aren't you?!]Kiss me..

[Would you settle for this?]Hug me..

[I already did that earlier, didn't I?]Date me..

[When did you get a donkey? Wait! I don't want to know!]Grab my ass..

[Only if you asked me to]Kill me..

[um....]Have sex with me ...

[X]Love me..

[X - Can't have one without the other]Hate me..

[]Hold me..

[]Lie to me..

[]Hurt me..

[X]Sing with me..

[Teeth grinding is not good for you]Grind with me..

[Don't think there'd be room, what with your horn and all]Cuddle with me..

[I thought we already covered this]Let me make a move on you..

[]Make a move on me..

[X]Watch a movie with me..

[X]Get me a B-day gift..

[Can you reach the pedals?]Let me borrow your car..

[As long as I can make it swimming across the ocean]Be there for me..

[X]Buy me a drink..

[I think my friends would question my sanity more so than they already do!]Bring me around your friends..

[]Give me a massage..

[OH YEAH!]Drink kool-aid with me..

[]Take advantage of me..

[X]Hangout with me...

[X]Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good..

[Did you wash them first???]Hold hands with me..

[Well I do talk to you, don't I?]Do something incredibly sweet for me..

[Sure I love me! :D ]Tell me you love me

There ya go. Not sure what all that had to do with VD, but you asked, so I obliged. :)

Friday, January 12, 2007

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Getting back to "normal"

I've realized that I've kinda gotten away from my original posting style. I'd write what I was thinking and feeling and not really care what others thought. I guess I just got burned enough that I tend to edit what I write instead of just being honest in my writing.

So, with that realization, I hope to get back to what I did previously. Obviously there won't be any posts about how stressed I am about a design project for school, but with my recent experience, there may be such posts about projects for work!

Speaking of work, I just presented my designs to the head honcho of a credit union (kinda like a bank for those who may not know) along with the architects we've been working with on this project. Everyone was impressed with our presentation and they especially liked the finishes I selected. I did give her two options to choose from and the architects liked the one that I favored. It's much better style and color wise than the other, but the other was done in the colors that the head honcho wanted. She envisioned "greens and creams" and with that I envisioned "BLAAAAAAH." Hopefully she'll decide to go with the one that everyone else likes....b/c it's the best! (and not just b/c I chose them)

Ok...that's all I can think of to write right now. I'm still in a fog from lack of sleep and starting to get a cold. Others have been sick at work and Zen's family too (been over there for the various birthday parties) so I think I've finally succumbed to the cooties that have been flying all around me. I think I'll be heading to bed early tonite and getting some well deserved sleep!

Everyone have a groovy Thursday! :)

Monday, January 08, 2007




Tuesday, January 02, 2007

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat feces in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern, I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

Thank you for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,537 people in the next 7 minutes, at 4:00 PM this afternoon the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician...

Oh, and a South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with insufficient brain and sexual activity read blogs with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

Have a wonderful day....